Satya's blog - Star Wars speculation

Since the ITLab is going to see ROTS on Thursday (opening day), we came up with some speculation. Matthew thinks this might happen:

Anakin: Obi-wan told me midichlorians were my father.
Palpatine: No, Anakin, *I* am your father.
Anakin: Nooooooooooooooo! ::falls into lava::

My response to that:

Anakin: Qui-gon told me midichlorians were my father.
Obi-wan: No, Anakin, *I* am your father.
Anakin: Nooooooooooooooo! ::falls into lava::

And here's another one:

Vader: Take this mask off... so I may see you with my own eyes.
Luke: (takes mask off)
Michael Jackson: Luke, *I* am your father.
Luke: Noooooooooooooooooo!

Maybe Qui-gon or Obi-wan is Anakin's father, you know, youthful indiscretions. Or maybe Palpatine is, and had Shmi sent as a slave to Tatooine to avoid a scandal -- he was the junior senator for Naboo at the time, right?

So Luke's kinda royal, right? Maybe that's why he's so weird and whiny? While we're at it, Anakin's pretty naive (sand?!) and childish, so it was easy for Palpy to lead him to the Dark Sidious... er, Side. I had a real argument for that but I forgot what it was.

Anyone notice Obi-wan turned from being a naive idiot with delusions of adequacy and heroism to being a grouchy old guy who invites farmboys to his cave and shows them a lightsaber?

Last updated: May 17 2005 12:42