Miscellaneous humor

(this section will be added to whenever i find something funny that doesnt fit anywhere else)

(pre-1998) Bill Gates as Mark Antony in Julius Caesar:
Friends, nerds, geeks
Lend me your programs
I come to bury Apple,
Not to praise it.
The evil that writers do lives after them
The good is oft buried with their bones.
So let it be with Apple.

How cars are different from trains: