(this section will be added to whenever i find something funny that doesnt fit anywhere else)
Bill Gates as Mark Antony in Julius Caesar:
Friends, nerds, geeks
Lend me your programs
I come to bury Apple,
Not to praise it.
The evil that writers do lives after them
The good is oft buried with their bones.
So let it be with Apple.
How cars are different from trains:
- I can change lanes
- I am not required to be an entire block behind the next vehicle
- (Paul M says) ...without getting the dispatcher's permission first
- Don't try to couple cars.