Satya's blog - Fivers

Fivers are Star Trek: Enterprise plots in five minutes, as a parody. Some of them are pretty funny, like this bit:

Tucker: Look, Polly...I owe you an apology.
T'Pol: For trying to kill me back on that planet?
Tucker: Nope.
T'Pol: For putting the dog at my duty station and calling him T'Porthos?
Tucker: Nope.
T'Pol: For calling me Polly a minute ago?

"T'Porthos"! "Polly"! Priceless!