Star Trek Humor
Disc Space, The Final Frontier!
These are the voyages of the starship Microsoft.
It's mission: To explode strange new programs;
To destroy new code and new competition;
To boldly market where no one has marketed before!
Borg at McDonalds: Fries are irrelevant.
Borg math teacher: Summation is futile. You will be integrated. Your grades are irrelevant.
Borg science teacher: Resistance is futile. Use a capacitor.
Borg arresting officer: Resistance is futile. Put down your weapon and assimilate with your hands up!
Borg to lunch: You will be assimilated.
Key-borg: Your keystrokes will be assimilated.
Lenard McBorg: He's assimilated, Jim!
BorgDOS: Press any key to assimilate...
BorgDOS: Assimilate, Resist, Futile?
BorgDOS: Bad command or filename. Your data will be assimilated.
BorgDOS: Insert disk to be assimilated in drive A: and press any key to continue.
WinBorg: General Protection Fault. Assimilate?
SpockBorg: Resistance is illogical.
ScottBorg: She canna assimilate this much longer!
Deanna Troi: I sense great resistance, great futility...
Picard: Make it assimilate!
Picard: To surrender or not to surrender...
Worf: Klingons do not assimilate!
Worf: It is a good day to resist.
Data: To assimilate: to digest, absorb, take up, learn, understand, grasp, incorporate,...yes, sir!
Data: To resist: to oppose, combat, contest, assail, counteract, defy, endure, confront... yes, sir! (I had to look up a thesaurus for these two!)
Yoda: Futile is resistance, hmm?
Luke: (to Borg Vader): I will never join you!
Borgs Bunny: What's up, Borg?
MacDonald's: Your order is irrelevant. Your money will be assimilated.
SherBorg Holmes: Assimilatory, my dear Watson!
Borg Gates: Tech support is irrelevant. Upgrading is futile. Your hard disk will be assimilated.
Borg Tyson: Your ear will be assimilated.